Times have changed from the days when I rode the bus to school.

According to The Smoking Gun, an 18-year-old girl in  Sugarcreek Township, Pennsylvania last Friday afternoon was riding the bus home, and having sex with a guy.

There was a 13-year-old boy also on the bus that was either listening or watching the two go at it.

Police reports state the boy said the girl, "expelled wind" at which point he started laughing.

Now this was not flatulence, it was the other noisy wind women sometimes expel during sex, otherwise known as a queef.

The girl briefly stopped having sex, and punched the boy in his testicles.

The police were called in, and the girl was cited for harassment

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