Admit it guys, we all have wondered what it would be like to have the biggest penis in the world. Well this guy says its not all it's cracked up to be.

According to the Huffington Post, 52-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera of Saltillo, Mexico says he has the world's biggest penis, right around 19 inches, and that's when he's NOT aroused.  He didn't say how big it gets when it's engorged, so let your imagination run wild.

If you're skeptical like us, he gave some X-rays to the media, and yeah, it looks big and also like a misshapen canoe oar.

But Roberto says it's a curse.  He says it's kept him from being able to work, women are too scared to have sex with him, and he thinks he should be on disability.

Until this guy came forward, a guy named Jonah Falcon from New York City was known for having the world's largest penis, at 13-and-a-half inches.  But "Guinness" doesn't have a category for "world's longest penis."

As for how Roberto's penis got that long, a urologist in Los Angeles who examined the X-rays says it looks like a lot of the length comes from excess skin, and Roberto's penis could get a lot more manageable with, "a very big circumcision."

 

 

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