Chaser’s World Weird Web: A Man Tweeted Domino’s That He Burned His Penis Having Sex With A Pizza

This is proof that Twitter really is the best way to get a company to give you personal customer service.

According to the Daily Star, early this week, a man in England Tweeted Domino's telling them "Hello. I've just made love to one of your pizzas and burnt my penis severely. Please advise on your terms for a refund. Thanks."

The person manning the Domino's U.K. Twitter account actually wrote him back, apologized, and gave the e-mail address for their head office.

But that's not the end of the story.  He then Tweeted Domino's telling them to warn people of the dangers of having sex with a pizza.  Again they wrote him back and said, "we will look for a way to notify customers in the future."

That's when the guy went to far and Tweeted Domino's telling them the pizza wanted to "give him a blowjob."  Even that got a response with Domino's Tweeting him back and telling him, "That is not what is expected of our pizza.  We raised them better than that."

There have been no further Tweets coming from the pizza loving man since.