Making fake whiskey is bad, but bottling water and coloring it with human urine and feces is the worst thing a person could do, and this guy did just that.
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a guy stupid enough to bring syringes full of heroin his court date where he was being arraigned on a heroin charge.
In this edition of Stupid Criminals, we find a janitor trying to clean up the fact that he used one of the library computers to watch porn, by stealing it.