What do you think of when someone says "Hot Dog Shooter?" We pictured some sort hot dog cannon, or maybe even a wiener sling shot. What we didn't picture was a cracked out dude in a trailer park inhaling hot dogs and then regurgitating them. In a segment that Conan calls Why China Is Kicking Our Ass, we're introduced to the true hot dog shooter. This guy went viral on YouTube and is now being featured on random TV shows across the country.
There are a lot of people that you could label "Biggest Douche on the Planet." We want to give you one of the leading contenders. Meet Gary Thompson, a panhandler in Lexington, Kentucky. Thompson was in a motorcycle accident in the early 90s and was the recipient of a $2.5 million settlement with the manufacturer. After running out of money, Thompson went to the streets in his wheelchair to beg for money. What qualifies him as a douche is the fact that he is begging under the guise of being mentally handicapped, which he is not.
Pat Robertson is the host of the religious talk show 700 Club. He has been hosting the show for decades, and has said some pretty crazy things including predicting the end of the world was coming in October or November of 1982. But this latest little blurb is beyond crazy. Robertson tells a story about how demons can possess inanimate objects and warns a viewer that it isn't a bad idea to try to remove demons from thrift store clothes. So, be sure to check for demons before you buy anything. Ever.
A few days ago, Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk said on the Dan Patrick Show that teams interested in drafting Manti Te'o were concerned if he was gay. Te'o has publicly said he's not, even if people think he does run like a girl. This information was just one more instance of the homophobic and intolerant, but fairly obvious culture, of the NFL.
Things got weird in the burger wars yesterday when hackers broke into the Burger King Twitter page and started firing off pro-McDonald's tweets.
A song like Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' is called an earworm for the insidious way it tunnels into your brain and gets stuck inside your head.
The medical term for this is tinnitus, which is a legitimate condition that causes a sufferer to hallucinate songs in their head on an endless loop.
My Strange Addiction is, well, a really strange show. In a recent episode, Mark talks about his addiction to inflatable animals. Yes, a grown ass man is addicted to inflatable animals. He bathes them, takes them swimming, talks to them, and even plays music for them. He claims that they all have different personalities, but he assures you that they all do get along with one another.
It may have looked like a scene out of a sci-fi movie, but a meteor racing across the sky in Russia had people scared out of their wits Friday morning.
In true Free Beer and Hot Wings fashion, the guys took a viral internet fad and made it their own. They hopped on board of the Harlem Shake train and made their own rendition of the video. Producer Joe is the catalyst in the video, doing the pelvic thrust while wearing a motorcycle helmet. Once the beat drops, all hell breaks loose.
Viewers of the Steve Wilkos Show on Montana's KTRV were interupted by the Emergency Alert System to be informed of a zombie apocalypse. During the show, the familiar EAS tone sounded, yet the words that came after the tone were not so familiar. A man's voice announces that the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living. Hacking road signs, EAS equipment, and websites has become more and more common, let's hope that future hacks are all this comical.
