Piñatas are dangerous as hell! That is the lesson that we need to learn of this disturbing video. Well, maybe that is the wrong lesson. The lesson should probably be "Don't use an aluminum bat to break a piñatas." Yeah, that sounds like a better lesson.
A local news station out of West Virginia recently did a riveting story on the North American Skin Flute, wait... What!? The anchor for the news station stops mid sentence as he realizes what he is saying. He says "The North American Skin... er actually, the flute." What kind of world do we live in where we can't talk about playing the skin flute on television? No world we want to live in, that's for sure.
I have had it with these mother-#$%^&* snakes on this mother-#$%^&* plane! - Samuel L. Jackson. A homeowner in Bowie County, Texas had the same sentiment as Jackson when she doused a snake in her house with gasoline and lit it on fire. Little did she know that the snake would then flee into a brush pile and start her home ablaze.
Zane's Son had his wisdom teeth pulled over the weekend. And with that procedure, comes some pretty heavy sedation. He was a little bit loopy after the the surgery, so Zane thought it would be the perfect opportunity to bust out the camera and start shooting. It's no 'David after the Dentist' video, but it's still got that sedation charm to it.
A weather man out of Los Angeles made a rather large blunder the other day when teasing his weather segment in the local news' opening. He claimed that a marathon runner had very nice "bitties..." We added the "b." He then tries to back track and say "tennies," referring to her shoes. We aren't fooled, weather guy. No way, no how! You were talking about her breasts!
The guys came across a TruTV article that highlights 13 dumb sex tips from all over the internet. The list takes sex advise from sources like Yahoo Answers, Cosmopolitan, and Men's Health. The tips and tricks that are featured seem to be not to well thought out. Several of the tips are completely off the wall, and only the kinkiest of individuals would seem to enjoy it.
Another crazy 'My Strange Addiction' has caught the eyes of Free Beer and Hot Wings. This time around, they found an episode that highlights a 19-year-old woman who eats tires and a woman who has been eating vapor rub for over 20 years. Producer Steve weighs in on this amazing show: "This show is great for us because it gives us at least one story to talk about each week, but it's also awful because these people exist."
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across a Daily Mail article where they asked readers to name things that used to better back in the day. The guys went over the list of the top 15 things that were "better in the old days" and gave their take on whether or not they agree.
What do you think of when someone says "Hot Dog Shooter?" We pictured some sort hot dog cannon, or maybe even a wiener sling shot. What we didn't picture was a cracked out dude in a trailer park inhaling hot dogs and then regurgitating them. In a segment that Conan calls Why China Is Kicking Our Ass, we're introduced to the true hot dog shooter. This guy went viral on YouTube and is now being featured on random TV shows across the country.
There are a lot of people that you could label "Biggest Douche on the Planet." We want to give you one of the leading contenders. Meet Gary Thompson, a panhandler in Lexington, Kentucky. Thompson was in a motorcycle accident in the early 90s and was the recipient of a $2.5 million settlement with the manufacturer. After running out of money, Thompson went to the streets in his wheelchair to beg for money. What qualifies him as a douche is the fact that he is begging under the guise of being mentally handicapped, which he is not.
