A San Francisco car owner turned out to be a bad eye witness for vehicular assault since he couldn't stop looking at his assailant's boobs.  

SFGate reports the pair argued over a parking spot in the Haight-Ashbury area and it escalated when she began ramming into his car.

The busty woman sped away, and when police arrived on the scene, the man was unable to identify anything above her low cut dress.

Police told the paper that the victim couldn't give a car make or model, hut he, "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage."