Jimmy Kimmel Reveals a Terrifying New Wonder Woman
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Marvel has been making some big changes to its standard comic book lore lately — introducing both a new female Thor and a new black Captain America over the course of mere days — and rival comic book giant DC does not want to be left behind. DC is progressive, too, you guys, and what better time to unveil their new take on a beloved superheroine than during Comic-Con week? It just makes sense!
This new Wonder Woman, however, does not make sense. Imagine the worst Wonder Woman possible. Then double that. Now you’ve got some idea of what Jimmy Kimmel trotted out last on his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live.’ Hey, if Thor is a woman now, surely Wonder Woman can be a dude. But does it really have to be Bobcat Goldthwait?