Steven Bohner
Gary Busey Explains How To Have Sex With An Inner Tube [FBHW]
"Nothing quite like floating down a river, making love to your inner tube." Said no one ever. Well, until now... Gary Busey is the host of his very own YouTube channel called 'The Busey Zone.' On which he makes videos like 'Inner Tubes,' an instructional video on how to make love to an inner tube in public without other people knowing. Busey explains in detail how to modify your inner tube for sexy purposes. What the hell, Busey?
Sylvester Stallone Was Blackmailed By Half Sister For Millions [FBHW]
Disturbing news is coming out about action star Sylvester Stallone's relationship to his half sister, Toni-Ann Filiti. It is being reported that Stallone was blackmailed by Filiti for allegedly abusing her for years. The confidential settlement was reached in 1987, where Stallone agreed to give his half-sister a $2,000,000 lump sum, $16,666.66 per month for the rest of her life, and a trust with $50,000 per year for psychiatric and medical expenses.
Free Beer And Hot Wings Have Some Dumb Callers [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings had a little phone trouble earlier this morning. After a few hours of not being able to call into the show, the audience channeled all of their frustration into some really dumb calls.
The Woman With The World’s Biggest Hips [FBHW]
It's official, we have found the woman with the world's biggest hips! Mikel Ruffinelli is a 5'4" 420 pound mother of 4. Her hips measure an astonishing eight feet round. According to the description of the this YouTube video "The 39-year-old's waist measures just 40 inches but her 100 inch hips are as so wide she can't fit through doorways and has to buy two seats on planes and trains."
Light Fixture Falls On Wrestler At Madison Square Garden [FBHW]
In what could have been a moment straight out of a Roadrunner cartoon, a high school wrestler is struck by a falling light fixture from the roof of the arena. The light fixture falling could not have been more perfectly timed. The wrestlers were resetting in the center of the ring when the fixture came crashing down on top of a wrestler on all fours. The fixture perfectly fit over the kids back. It appears that no one was hurt in the accident.
Hot Wings Mirrors VW’s Baseball Commercial [FBHW]
Volkswagen recently released a new commercial that features a father and son playing catch in the yard. The son throws the ball in the way you would expect a child to throw a ball, not too well. But, then the Dad gets the ball and attempts to show his son the proper technique... You quickly realize that the son will never be playing professionally if his Dad is his coach. This video hits home for Hot Wings. He threw out the first pitch at a West Michigan Whitecaps game with less than stellar results.
Russian Girl Crashes Through Glass Pane At A Bus Stop [FBHW]
Meanwhile in Russia... A drunk girl was running down a street in Russia when she ran right through a pane of glass at a bus stop. The girl either had a plan that involved hilariously bouncing off the glass, or she was completely oblivious of her surroundings and flew down the street in a drunken haze. We believe it is the latter.
Washington Woman, Donna Lange, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Kill Her Boyfriend [FBHW]
51-year-old Donna Lange of Everett, Washington, is being accused of manslaughter after she smothered her boyfriend with her breasts. According to KIRO 7, witnesses said they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of mobile home. The witnesses also claim to have heard the victim telling Lange to get off of him. The deputies on the scene said that "Lange was later found on top of the victim, with her chest in his face."
2014 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Unveiled — 2013 Detroit Auto Show
The 2014 Chevrolet Corvette is already showing itself to be one of the stars of the 2013 Detroit International Auto Show. Chevy has unveiled their fist all new design of the Corvette in 9 years. And with their latest model comes a new area of performance that demands the attention of Chevy's design team. Fuel economy.
Free Beer Admits To His Barbershop Quartet Passion While Old Men Sing At Tim Horton’s [FBHW]
A video has gone viral of a group of elderly gents singing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" at their local Tim Horton's. The group turned out to be a barbershop group that uses the restaurant as a weekly meeting place. That's all well and good, but the REALLY funny part is that Free Beer has admitted to his love of the barbershop style music.