I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Lisa Attempts To Golf At The New TopGolf, Fails Miserably
The new TopGolf is about to open in El Paso and Joanna and Lisa went down to check out the new place and see what all the fuss is about. It's awesome!
Texas Inmate Caught Sneaking Back Into Prison With Booze, Snacks
An inmate from a Beaumont, Texas prison escaped the facility, just to sneak right back in with some contraband. Or at least tried to.
You Can Make Over 150K As A Manager At This Fast Food Place
There's a fast food chain where you can work your way up from the bottom and even make well over $100,000 at your job!
Florida Elementary School Dance Plays Song That Mentions Cocaine
Parents of children at a Florida elementary school re outraged after video ent viral of their young children dancing around to a song that mentions cocaine use.
Report Names Texas Best State To Drive In For Some Reason
The people behind this report obviously haven't tried driving down I-10 on a Sunday during a closure.
UTEP Football Players Get Matching Miner Pickaxe Butt Tattoos
Pants down, picks up for these UTEP football players!
Brian Wilson Gets His ‘F’ From High School Music Class Changed
If you're a Grammy award winning, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer known as the most influential musician of all time, getting an F in music in high school sucks.
WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champ Jey Uso Arrested In Texas For DWI
The Usos are known as the current WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions, but it looks like one of the brothers just made headlines outside of the ring for bad behavior.
Buzz And Stuttering John Duet During Karaoke
Buzz and Stuttering John decided to serenade a lucky audience with their musical chops at Duets in El Paso. Check out the videos here.
Slayer, Lamb Of God and More Tour Rumor May Be Confirmed
Slayer, Lamb Of God, Anthrax, Testament and Behemoth and more are rumored to be touring this summer together and it looks like we may have seen the first date!