John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
Neill Blomkamp Rumored to Return to Halo
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You may or may not have heard about Marlboro's purported announcement that they'll be manufacturing marijuana cigarettes. Get the truth here.
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Keep Your Eyes Focused or You Might Miss What Happens to This Guy When He’s Flirting with …
How good are your powers of observation? Do you think you can spot what crazy thing happens to this guy when he's talking to some girls? Watch the video to test your skills!
Behold the Most Unfortunately-Named Winter Storm
The Starks might always warn that "Winter is coming," but if storms like this one are headed our way, we'd like to do all we can to stop it.
Stephanie from ‘Full House’ – Where is She Now?
TV's Stephanie Tanner was known for being the somewhat-bratty, attitude-sporting middle daughter on 'Full House.' Her catchphrase, "How rude!" spread like wildfire throughout the '90s and could probably be placed up there with Steve Urkel's "Did I do that?" in the hall of fame of…
Noel Gallagher Has Some Choice Words about These Old Oasis Music Videos
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You Won’t Believe What Comes Through This Ice Fishing Hole
A father and son duo go ice fishing out in Canada. It's a nice, quiet time out on the ice. And then -- the unexpected happens.
You’ll Never Guess This Gold’s Gym Trainer’s True Identity
Meet Howard. He's just your average Gold's Gym physical fitness instructor who made his way up to the lofty position of regional manager -- or is he?