John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Frozen with Censored Scenes Really Lets It Go
Disney's 'Frozen' just got released on digital download, so fans everywhere are letting it go. But how much funnier would the movie be with unnecessary censorship?
Seth Rogen Speaks to the Senate about Alzheimer’s
Funny man Seth Rogen recently testified before the Senate on the serious matter of Alzheimer's disease.
Behold the Chemistry of Sriracha
Get ready to find out the secrets of the magical condiment that's beloved the world over: Sriracha!
Finding Nemo is Hilarious with Unnecessary Censorship
A new video has surfaced on the Internet, full of great scenes from 'Finding Nemo' that have been unnecessarily censored.
DHL Gets Other Delivery Companies to Advertise for Them
If you're a delivery company like DHL, how could you best advertise your services at a low cost while sticking it to your competitors? How about getting them to advertise for you?
Carmelo Anthony Makes it Rain Indoors
New York Knicks small forward Camelo Anthony made it rain indoors at the All-Star game the other night. He made it rain three-pointers, that is.
Behold the World’s Fastest Jet Powered Truck
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shockwave, the world's fastest jet-powered truck.
Vanilla Ice Resurrects “Go Ninja, Go” for Mac & Cheese
It's been years since the magical words "go ninja, go" have been uttered, but Vanilla Ice has given them new life in a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial.
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
Three Years After Being in a Coma, This Guy is Able to Fulfill His Dream
Kelcie and Larry were high school sweethearts who, above all, were best friends. Things were going great until one night, when a drunk driver hit Larry and put him in a coma.