Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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This pooch is way beyond fetch.
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This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on Train
It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.
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In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.
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Sandbox, meet lunchbox.