Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.
Mom Drops Daughter for College Orientation, Hangs With Football Team
There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
Man Legally Changes Last Name to ‘Trump’
It's not hard to see who this guy supports.
Alarm Clock Trapped in Wall Has Been Going Off for 13 Years. Homeowners Somehow Still Sane…
"If these walls could talk" isn't that far off.
Armpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don’t) Need
Tattoos are going to a place you may not expect to see them.
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911
Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.
Lifeguard, 15, Saves Toddler 20 Minutes Into His First-Ever Shift
This teen has already had a summer he'll never forget.
That’s Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His Colon
Talk about being backed up.
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.
This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.
Brave (Or Crazy) Woman Catches 5-Foot Snake in Her Home
This woman isn't going to let one stinkin' snake take over her house.