Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
Hostage Takes Absurd Picture With Idiot Hijacker in Most Bizarre Photo Op You’ll Ever See
Of all the thoughts that go through your mind when your plane is hijacked, "Hey, I'd love to snap a photo with the lunatic masterminding this" should not be one of them.
World’s Most Gullible Woman Jailed After Falling for Police’s Ebola-Tainted Meth Hoax
Chances are this woman doesn't know the difference between "The Onion" and "The New York Times."
Wild Bloodied Knuckle Rugby Brawl Is Why Rugby Has Not Caught on in America
It's hard to know where the game ends and where the fighting begins in rugby, but not in this case.
Watermelon Experiment Ends With Pure Kitchen Destruction
Now that we've finally figured out how to make seedless watermelons, the fruit should no longer be involved in any type of study.
Trucks Carrying Beer and Chips Crash in Most Satisfying Accident Ever
If a truck carrying beer is heading along I-95 in Florida's Brevard County, when will it hit a truck carrying chips?
Boy’s First Motorcycle Ride Is a Colossal Pile of ‘Ouch’
This kid is Harley an expert on a motorcycle.
A Watch That Stores Food Is Just What Our Obese World Needs
Think you don’t have time to eat? Think again.
White Sox Slugger Adam LaRoche Retires After Team Tells Him to Stop Bringing Son to Clubho…
You always hear athletes say they’re retiring to spend more time with their families, but no one has meant it as much as Adam LaRoche.
BC Basketball Senior’s Best Memory Is Horrifyingly Depressing
March Madness? Try March sadness.