Brandon has lived all across the country being born and raised in Oregon, living in Florida, and now residing in Texas. Brandon has a wife and an 8-year-old daughter, and in his spare time likes training (kickboxing or Krav Maga) or just learning something new. Books, movies, music, sports, there's always something new to experience.
Brandon Coates
Movie Poems (Fishing and Boating Week)
It's National Fishing and Boating Week. Here are some poems about movies with fishing or boating in them.
12-Year-Old Brandon’s Journal — Entry 24 — 1/12/1993
It was right around this time 12-year-old Brandon became obsessed with the Norwegian side of the family.
The After Buzz with Brandon Coates — May 22, 2019
The Wicked Wine Run was awesome, the 'Game of Thrones' finale stunk, 'Barry' and 'Jailbirds' are great shows, and Nico is a failure.
12-Year-Old Brandon’s Journal — Entry 22 — 12/11/1992
12-year-old Brandon was in a pretty brutal basketball scrimmage that almost had to be called.
Bill Hader as a Deepfake Arnold Schwarzengger is Amazing
Most people think of sex tapes when then think of deepfake. But this isn't that. It's Bill Hader doing his impersonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger, with the Terminator's face superimposed into the shot.
Coca-Cola is Bringing Back ‘New Coke’
Back in 1985 Coca-Cola released New Coke. It bombed. So of course they're bringing it back.
Really Early Dallas Cowboys 2019 Win-Loss Prediction
The Dallas Cowboys have just started their first set of organized activity training sessions, so of course it's time to try to predict their 2019 record.
12-Year-Old Brandon’s Journal — Entry 21 — 12/9/1992
So much to say, but so little time to write. 12-year-old Brandon really crammed a whole lot in to this entry.
12-Year-Old Brandon’s Journal — Entry 20 — 12/3/1992
Dance class in middle school? Yup, it was awkward.
Movie Poems (Be a Millionaire Day)
It's National Be a Millionaire Day! Celebrate with these poems about movies with people in them who are vastly richer than you are