For some reason, Donald Trump thought it was important enough that he got up at 3 am on Friday and tweeted out that a former Miss Universe has a "sex tape".

Put aside for a moment that this has to be a political first: a major party candidate for president telling the American people to go watch a sex tape. It turns out the "sex tape" doesn't exist. Or, Donald was referring to a scene from a Mexican Big Brother-style show in which Alicia Machado and another house-mate do...something. You can't tell because they're underneath covers. And it's a night-vision camera. And it's a goddamned REALITY TV SHOW!! You'd think Trump, of all people, would know that reality shows aren't always real since he was the star of one for several years.

But, it turns out that one of the people involved in those wee-hour Tweets was actually in a soft-core porno: the guy who sent the Tweet!

(There's no nudity, but lots of chicks in bikinis -- so watch at work at your own risk!)

Trump doesn't have sex (thankfully) in this classic but it does feature scenes of soft-core pornography.  It's just the height of hypocrisy that a man who wants to be president tries to slut-shame an innocent women and then it turns out that the only sex tape here has HIM in it.

We can only pray that Trump will next accuse Alicia Machado of "dropping dead".