If you've been wondering what you could use lube for outside the bedroom, check out my list!
  • 1

    As a Lip Balm

    How else are you going to subtly let him know what he’s in for this evening.

  • 2

    To Fix a Creaky Door

    Good thing you have enough lube at the house to open a garage! Don’t wait for a man to fix that door, take matters into your own hands, and then you can reward yourself with the left over lube by….well taking matters into your own hands.

  • 3

    To Get a Tight Ring Off

    All you need is a smidge to get that sucker off in no time.

  • 4

    Craft Projects

    Wanna get all DIY and surprise your man (or lady) with the decoupage coasters you spent all day making and using lube instead of Modge Podge?!  Sure it’s not going to work but once your significant other sets their drink down on something that smelly faintly of sex it’s on!

  • 5

    To Prevent Blisters When You’re Wearing Heels

    Your shoes may keep slipping off at inconvenient times, but your tootsies will be blister-free at the end of the night.

  • 6

    To Catch Flies

    Midland/Odessa is swarmed with bugs after all the rain we’ve been having, skip the toxic bug killers and make your own fly catchers by spreading lube onto strips of wax paper and watch em squirm! You may start associating dead bugs with sex but hey, there’s bound to be somebody who’s into that.

  • 7

    As a Butter Replacement

    Dry toast is for the birds and avocados are getting expensive man!  Cut corners by replacing your normal toast toppings with lube (the flavored variety is best).  No, lube technically isn’t a “food,” but if it were that toxic why would it be approved to eat out of our crotches right?

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